Window treatments look better when custom-fitted, just like wedding dresses and wedding dresses made out of cotton candy. Today's Groupon lavishes lintels with made-to-order designs: for $99, you get $300 worth of custom window treatments from 3 Day Blinds. See here to find a 3 Day Blinds consultant who serves your zip code. The experienced design consultants at 3 Day Blinds dress windows in a diverse wardrobe of blinds, shades, and drapes. At a complimentary in-home consultation, clients' window-and-drapery-related dreams will be interpreted and precise measurements will be taken to carefully fit panes for appropriate garments. A 36"x54" front window could be clothed in GrandCell honeycomb shades ($158) or bask in Transitions faux-wood blinds' aura of quaint rusticity ($104). Alternatively, a set of 84"x84" vertical blinds (about $185) can adorn a patio entryway or a pet dragon's oversized doggie door. Blinds are made to size rather than cut, ensuring a snug, shapely fit to your window's sexy curves. Though required shipping costs (most products are $13.25–$25.25/unit) and optional installation costs ($118+ for four units) are not included in today's Groupon, 3 Day Blinds usually delivers most of its custom-made wares in two days and can also summon a pro installer to clothe lintels without stress.

Like all domesticated animals, horses require human guidance to keep from brushing against barbed wire, eating poisonous rocks, and galloping triumphantly into the ocean. Take the reins with today's Groupon. Choose from Three Options $66 for a one-hour private weekday express horseback-riding lesson (a $146 value). Each express lesson includes a 30-minute private tacking lesson and a 30-minute riding class. Lessons are available Tuesday–Friday from 9 a.m. to 8 p.m. $66 for a one-hour private weekend express horseback-riding lesson (a $146 value). Each express lesson includes a 30-minute private tacking lesson and a 30-minute riding class. Lessons are available Saturday or Sunday from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. $90 for two private 30-minute horseback-riding lessons and a 30-minute private tacking class (up to a $181 value) In each class, expert trainers work one-on-one with students to elucidate the process of approaching a steed, leading and saddling, and french braiding its mane while it sleeps. Riding lessons adhere to English or Western style, illuminating the processes of walking, trotting, and turning. Traditional Equitation School Traditional Equitation School's experienced trainers introduce bipeds to equine-style movement with a teaching method approved by the prestigious British Horse Society. The team guides students toward saddled proficiency with three riding programs that include hunting and jumping, dressage, or English and Western riding styles. Private and semiprivate classes allow budding equestrians to experience one-on-one instruction, and group classes let them constructively critique the way other students ride into the sunset. Instructors also focus on younger riders with toddler classes and day camps, where they illuminate horse breeds and general horse handling. Lessons take place at a 72-acre equestrian show-and-boarding facility, stretched across small and large grass fields surrounded by oaks and pines. Riders rest on an outdoor patio, practice skills on weather-resistant footing, and ride late into the evening under powerful floodlights. In order to mount one of the school’s horses, students must be in good health, don a helmet, riding boots, and jeans or breeches, and resist the temptation to wear a horse costume and befriend the steeds. While the school strives to accommodate riders of all experience levels, its facilities are not equipped to accommodate riders with physical, sensory, or cognitive disabilities.

Mini golf arose out of demand for a time-efficient alternative to a full round of golf and a global passion for manmade waterfalls. Putt through artificial cascades with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $15 for a fun-park outing for two (up to a $33 total value) $28 for a fun-park outing for four (up to a $66 total value) The outing includes the following for each guest: Unlimited black-light miniature golf (up to an $11.50 value per person) One bumper-car ride (a $5 value per ride) Though Fin's Glow Zone sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available. Fin’s Glow Zone Under the surreal gleam of the black lights at Fin's Glow Zone, even teeth glow luminously, exposing the smiles of delighted families as they putt mini-golf balls, heedlessly steer bumper cars, or set high-score records on arcade games. The mini-golf course’s 18 glow-in-the-dark holes come to life thanks to decorative depictions of pirates, treasure, and spooky aquatic creatures such as sharks, giant octopi, and scuba-diving bengal tigers. Along with the telltale thumps of harmlessly crashing bumper cars, the black-lit arena emits the laughter and cheers of drivers as they steer into their fellow roadsters. The private party room at Fin's often hosts birthday celebrations, which may include pizza and arcade tokens.

Summer camps are the best way to give kids a taste of freedom without having them lick the Liberty Bell. Ring in summertime with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $113 for a three-day camp session during a single week at Valley Trails Summer Camp in Santa Clarita (a $227 value) $135 for a three-day camp session during a single week at Valley Trails Summer Camp in Tarzana (up to a $270 value) Children take part in summer camp activities from 9 a.m. until 4 p.m. over three days in a given week. Extended care and express transportation are included in your Groupon; camp at the Santa Clarita location also includes lunch, while camp at the Tarzana location includes scheduled field trips. Valley Trails Summer Camp Instead of going on vacation, Executive Director Mike Stillson, known to campers as “Otter,” has spent his last 13 summers planning fun itineraries for kids at ACA-accredited destinations in Santa Clarita and Tarzana. Campers in kindergarten through tenth-grade divide into coed teams according to age and enjoy creative and spirited activities led by fun-loving counselors. Both camps require staff members to pass a thorough background screening as well as first-aid training. On a typical day in Santa Clarita, children take part in pastimes such as hiking, riding go-karts, or practicing archery. The 200-acre campground houses two swimming pools and a new zipline canopy tour in case kids are concerned with scuffing their sneakers by walking. Multiple fields invite games of soccer or kickball, and a climbing tower helps build upper-body strength. In Tarzana, possible activities range from paddle boarding, rock climbing, and kayaking to archery and games of Capture the Flag. Valley Trails partners with the instructors of Australian Swim School, who help students learn water safety and how to react if they’re surrounded by a school of koalas.

Like the three branches of government, bodies, minds, and souls often find themselves in contentious disagreement over how much wine is too much wine in a voting booth. Reconcile triune tribunals with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a 55-minute Swedish massage (an $85 value) $69 for a chakra-balancing and healing package (a $365 value) During the 55-minute Swedish massage, therapists relieve muscle tension with strokes customized to the needs of each client. Alternatively, the 90- to 120-minute chakra-balancing and healing package starts with a 55-minute crystal chakra massage to encourage energy flow and open the chakras. The crystal chakra massage pairs Swedish techniques with essential oils and quartz crystals strategically placed along and around the body. As the treatment progresses, the therapist elicits tones from the crystal of seven different Tibetan singing bowls and then performs energy work, while seven different types of aromatherapeutic chakra oils encourage total mind and body well-being. Chakra Spa Stacy Adams, owner of Chakra Spa, heads a team that specializes in chakra balancing and leads private yoga classes. Clients can relax as licensed massage therapists knead away tension and soothe backs with stones that aim to rebalance chakras. In private, low-lit chambers, therapists continue signature massages by ringing Tibetan crystal singing bowls, whose tones are said to remove energy obstructions and recalibrate the ears of struggling music producers. A tarot-card reading under a multicolored lotus painting concludes the signature package. Accented with red orange and teal, the crisp, white lobby is adorned with candles, statues of famous varsity debaters, and flames nestled inside recesses in the wall.